var totalCaptions = 20;
var caption = "";
var number = 0;

number = Math.round(Math.random() * totalCaptions);

if (number == 0 || number == totalCaptions)
{
   caption = "&quot;Do you want me to kick his ass for you?!&quot;<br><br>Jennifer Yiin";
}

if (number == 1)
{
   caption = "&quot;You suck, but I love you anyway.&quot;<br><br>Christine Wong";
}

if (number == 2)
{
   caption = "&quot;The things you own, end up owning you.&quot;<br><br> Tyler Durden (from Fight Club)";
}

if (number == 3)
{
   caption = "&quot;Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever&quot;<br><br>Napolean";
}
if (number == 4)
{
   caption = "&quot;Yes, we have to divide up our time like that between our politics and our equations. But to me, our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever&quot;<br><br>Albert Einstein";
}
if (number == 5)
{
   caption = "&quot;If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.&quot;<br><br>Friedrich Nietzsche";
}
if (number == 6)
{
   caption = "&quot;My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy, if not, you'll become a philosopher.&quot;<br><br>Socrates";
}
if (number == 7)
{
   caption = "&quot;One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.&quot;<br><br>Bertrand Russell";
}
if (number == 8)
{
   caption = "&quot;A man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.&quot;<br><br>Don Corleone (from The Godfather)";
}
if (number ==9)
{
   caption = "&quot;The only interesting thing about my job is the amateur porn.&quot;<br><br>Alice Ng (Employee at Black's Photography)";
}
if (number ==10)
{
   caption = "&quot;I wasn't drunk.  It just looked like I was.&quot;<br><br>Kevin Au";
}
if (number ==11)
{
   caption = "&quot;No more Mr. Nice Christos!<br>(takes off shirt)<br>It's time for Mr. Fat Christos!&quot;<br><br>Christos Sarakinos";
}
if (number ==12)
{
   caption = "&quot;You don't want to end up making a piddling $100,000 a year.&quot;<br><br>Larry Smith<br>(my economics professor)";
}
if (number ==13)
{
   caption = "&quot;You could always write about your cool sister. The readers of this site are interested in this groovy gal who seems like the cat's meow.... the coolest hip cat.... ummmm yeah...&quot;<br><br>Jennifer Yiin";
}
if (number==14)
{
   caption = "This one's for you Chrissy. :)<br><br><i>As the award ceremony begins the crowd can be heard whispering...</i><br><i>Where is champion...</i><br><i>Where is Ryu...?!</i><br><i>Where is Ryu as his admirer's chant his name?</i><br><i>Already seeking the next challenge...</i><br><i><b>Ceremony means nothing to him.</b> The fight is all.</i>";
}
if (number==15)
{
   caption = "&quot;Whatever you are, be a good one.&quot;<br><br>Abraham Lincoln";
}
if (number==16)
{
   caption = "&quot;One must, in one's life, make a choice between boredom and suffering.&quot;<br><br>Madame de Stael";
}
if (number==17)
{
   caption = "&quot;Behind every great fortune, there is a crime.&quot;<br><br>Balzac";
}
if (number==18)
{
   caption = "&quot;@ could become the 'Mc' or 'Mac' of the next millennium.&quot;<br><br>Daniel Underwood (from Microserfs)";
}
if (number==19)
{
   caption = "&quot;All your base??  I still don't get it.&quot;<br><br>Christine Wong";
}
document.write(caption);